Thirsty Thursday

Today Large, who is not a morning person (is anybody really?), was awakened by a house noisy with morning goings-on. He walked out of his bedroom and groggily saw his father off to work then proceeded to the kitchen for a glass of water. After retrieving a plate from the cupboard and the Brita pitcher from the fridge he attempted to fill his plate with the refreshing beverage. It's good to know I'm not the only one that's useless before a cup of coffee.