He big move is over (aren't they all big?), we've finally got internet (6 weeks later), and now the computer is in the shop getting devirusified so while I have a bazillion pictures to share from various family visits, Christmas, and the new puppy (!!!), I'm limited to texty little blog posts. Luckily Thing one just did something totally blog-worthy.

So the kid is eating dinner while I'm putting together this stupid cheapo particleboard desk I decided to purchase in an insane moment of thriftiness. Two mintues ago he was in timeout for saying damnit. I get hungry so I go bust out some hummus and he says "I thought you were putting together the damn."

Without thinking I respond "Don't say damn!" Wait... "What's a damn?"

"A damn is when you're fixing things."

He's got that right.