We are reading Harry Potter together which I'm enjoying quite a bit more than reading the Grinch Who Stole Christmas over and over again. Harry has an owl named Hedwig. I think owls as pretty cool so I said so to the kids. Medium agreed so I went on to tell him that owls sleep during the day and come awake at night which means they are nocturnal. He seems to be following what I am saying, nodding, then telling me, "so is Batman."

This cracked me up. I don't think he is wrong but still I ask, "do you mean bats?"

"Yup! Bats are nocturnal," he tells me very enthusiastically.

At least he got the point of the lesson :)